Last Nights Mess.....

its like 9:45a.m. im just getting home maybe 15 mins ago.....

last night was ridiculous..... lets go through my recollection of last nights comedy.......


My friend hits me up telling me if i do a performance for him ill make 100hottz so ofcourse i jumped on it kuz it only required three rehearsals.... last night was rehearsal #1. i go meet with mario and his bf(boyfriend) who had been drinkin all day lol and was fucked up before i got there..... he was comedy; i lived for it.... Then we were supposed to go to some play that bombed couldnt find it. when we found it we couldnt get in. went to dennys had a cheddar bacon and fries then bounced to the dance gig. thats when the true comedy began... Now i was under the impression that we were back up dancers for some lady's performance. we got there since im coming in late i had to be taught the previous choreography... while doing so the tranny("Lady" we were dancing for) walked out with her tits hanging out with a corsette... she was giving a lil too much then as we were dancing (He later explained) the tranny walked up to Jacob and squeezed his tit and some sort of milky fluid squirted out onto the carpet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lmaooooooooooooooooooo

that is what obviously exposed her to be a tranny.... kuz real fish wouldnt do that!!!
then i noticed how wide her back is and then how big her hands and feet were..... Terrible.... Mario finished teaching the guys for the day and the tranny had left me mario and jacob at her pad while she ran an "errand"(or having sex with some argentinian boy for money) so while she was gone jacob took the liberty of popping in some of her porn...... he couldnt find the remote and the porn gave the option of seeing just the sex or watching the storyline w/o sex. so we had to watch the storyline

SMMFH @ Porn storylines
and Porn Acting[k]

after that we popped in the last season of Sex and the City and chilled till she got back.... so miss tranny got back and she was a wreck..... a flustered wreck...... she talked about her sex -__- and about her penis felt "RAW" which i felt may have been a sympton of an std or something... idk about yall but i dnt want my penis to feel "RAW" i just dont feel that thats a necessary feeling.... we left and then went back to mario's bf's house from there we went to subway where i purchased 3 chocolate chip cookies for 1.25(details lol) walked back and listen to marios bf's drunk ranting which i lived for.... got back to the spot then smoked a few bowls(which i supposedly "quit" a few weeks ago. thats why i didnt wanna say quit kuz i knew id be week but i couldnt let Jacob smoke all by himself) out of a Tecate beer can. smh! although efficient none the less.... After that it was alll kinds of downhill comedy... after that we watched the Beyonce experience until i fell asleep


woke up got dressed...... came home and now im here
just to get ready for school at 1pm